OES - The entirely new world experienced

What is OES? It is the acronym for the "Overly Enthusiastic Syndrome"; commonly experienced by nubile youths at the age of 17 - 18 (age may vary according to gene material found in specific individuality), and is characterised by the dramatic ecstasy pronounced clearly by the patient's actions.

For example; he/she is seen jumping up and down for no reason, sometimes when they walk normally. Another illustration is seen when he/she is always found in a group of people, and he/she seems to be the most outspoken person of the group. Often found telling lame jokes to "break the ice" (it was later found to be an excuse for the OES), he/she may be experiencing from the following symptoms and/or infections:

• Post-orientation blues; was later found to be a temporal infection which went away in a few weeks
  
• Lecture-overload; this symptom was discovered to be permanent on the patient
• Undone-tutorial-eyes; patient's eyes were found to be red, dreary and weak, at the same time watering
• HIVS; Highly infectious Victorian Spirit, later only to be found on boys who came from a specific school
• AIDS; Abnormal Intellectual Disability Surplus, 1/2606 suffering from OES may encounter this infection.

More information will be posted later on this disease.

Meanwhile, if you are intending to visit your family doctor for a checkup, do remember the safety precautions. WEAR A MASK IF YOU HAVE AIDS, it is highly contagious and can spread through mere breaths. ADDITIONALLY, TELL THE DOCTOR IF YOU HAVE NO UNDONE TUTORIALS, or the doctor will diagnose you incorrectly with UTE, and you will have to be shot (jab).

For more information, please call 1800-I-HAB-OES.